Fungate!!

One day while on his usual evening walk John met Chebet who was both a neighbor and a class mate. As they got talking it grew dark, John’s mind was on top gear trying to find words that would eventually convince her to go back home with him, of late his confidence was at its lowest after a nasty encounter where he chanced on finding his childhood sweetheart being laid by another of his friends (The fact that he was still a virgin further added to his anguish)

Chebet’s mind was also racing waiting for that moment that he would eventually gather enough courage to ask for the goodies, for it was public knowledge that almost all the girls in the neighborhood had this aching spot for John.

Finally gaining courage and putting his act together he asked her to accompany him to his house which was just a few meters away, and to Chebets’ ears that was music and she didn’t hesitate as she led the way anticipating to get laid! John’s parents had a vast farm in which there were several houses for the workers that surrounded the main homestead and it is to one of these houses that he led Chebet.

Johns’ mum had just finished checking on one of the workers sons’ who had the misfortune of walking too near the resident dog and was inevitably nearly relived of his thuthas but by the grace of god coupled with the fact that the mongrel was rather bored after chasing its tail the whole day he only got scratched.

John was now busy fumbling with her catch and it was now evident that only some buttons stood between him and being d……….

~ by hakeembig on June 21, 2007.