COMING OUT

First been off the loop for so long,my relevancy is no longer there but who cares I own this space!!

Ok today i finally came clean on an issue that has been bugging me for the last four and half years and do I feel relieved!!

Lets just say I cheated on her at around that time when I had it all and since then nothing has been the same since, what hurts most is that she knew about it and she waited for me to come clean never losing faith on me and always being there even as I debated on whether telling her or not. It made me realize that we have angels down here we just look for them in the wrong places.

you may never read this dear but for sure my gratitude is engraved in history, I love you and forever will.

Though I tried voicing my gratitude you have no idea how profound your deed have meant to me.

PARLIAMENT DISSOLVED!!

Just a few moments ago the President have just dissolved parliament and with it the end of almost all the MP’s jobs!! But sadly they will be 1.5 million richer!
Now campaigns proper begin.

Yikes!

Had to be back, cos surely what if you found this when you go pipi?

This is way too much!!!

Imagine being away for a whole eternity then to try and get back inside for only to realize that you dont have the key to your House!!

That’s what has happened to me, first I had to literally beg for my password from wordpress and when it finally arrived the page couldn’t load! But all that is past as I now am in the house!

Talk of weekends full of drama and blood boiling tension. Come to think of it how does one transform from being a harmless person by day to a gangster at night? I had this experience two weeks ago where by at my place we forgot to lock the gate and come around 2 in the morning am woken up to the silent opening of the gate and peeping outside I see four guys walking into the compound and lets just say I had the most terrifying half hour of my life (don’t forget the guys were outside and not in the house)

as if that was not enough one weekend later I go out and forget of all things the keys to the gate. That’s another day’s story but lets just say am currently having to nurse wounds on nine different places on my body(some not so pleasant places) plus am counting the loss of a pair of jeans!!

Later guys…

Been really bad!

Cant believe that its been so many day since i was last here, been kind of busy but its all good now as things are back to some form of nomalcy and soon normal transmission will be restored!!

Just checking in for now as we work on new things stay safe people!!!!!!!!

Fungate!! Part 2.

…eflowered for he was still a virgin.

Chebet who was rather experienced played dumb pretending that she didn’t know the steps to follow (By the way which are?) John on the other hand would have wished to portray confidence were it not for being nearly given away by his fear of failure coupled with uncertainty on what to do next after seeing the goodies and wondering what the hullabaloo is always all about after all  “kidude kile “ was just for nyoraing! Or a “gathugumi” as his younger sister would call it.

Little Johnny was at a full 90 degrees already relishing the first dip coupled with the fact that the ever so increasingly geisha doses were already starting to have visible effects where the hand met the casing. The room was turning moist or so it seemed to John and this added to his conviction that all the books and all the movies he had was more than enough theory lessons and what remained what the practical part to be effected. Chebet on the other couldn’t help to wonder at how this jamaa was going about it “professionally” unlike the others who went like bang! bang! bang! and it was over. His respect for him hit the roof, and finally she was sure of a great time, Oh how wrong she was!

He gently unhooked her bra and the sight that greeted him was to him pure bliss! He fondled one breast at a time and the soft moans that escaped her mouth clearly showed that she was ripe.

John’s mother having ascertained that the little boys’ injuries were nothing but scratches she dismissed them not life threatening and thus concluded that some generous application of Vaseline would surely do the trick. After all was is not a form of branding?

As she approached the house that stood furthest form the cluster of dwellings habited by the other workers, she noticed that the door was slightly ajar and she made a mental note to let the foreman get her wrath coz really how many times had she directed him that all the empty houses should remain locked at all times least their kids made them playgrounds?

As she reached for the handle to completely shut the door, she would have sworn that she heard someone exclaim “Ningukua!!!”….

 

Concentrate!!

Guys only!

Concentrate!!

When Your Neighbour Hates you!!!!!!!

Fungate!!

One day while on his usual evening walk John met Chebet who was both a neighbor and a class mate. As they got talking it grew dark, John’s mind was on top gear trying to find words that would eventually convince her to go back home with him, of late his confidence was at its lowest after a nasty encounter where he chanced on finding his childhood sweetheart being laid by another of his friends (The fact that he was still a virgin further added to his anguish)

Chebet’s mind was also racing waiting for that moment that he would eventually gather enough courage to ask for the goodies, for it was public knowledge that almost all the girls in the neighborhood had this aching spot for John.

Finally gaining courage and putting his act together he asked her to accompany him to his house which was just a few meters away, and to Chebets’ ears that was music and she didn’t hesitate as she led the way anticipating to get laid! John’s parents had a vast farm in which there were several houses for the workers that surrounded the main homestead and it is to one of these houses that he led Chebet.

Johns’ mum had just finished checking on one of the workers sons’ who had the misfortune of walking too near the resident dog and was inevitably nearly relived of his thuthas but by the grace of god coupled with the fact that the mongrel was rather bored after chasing its tail the whole day he only got scratched.

John was now busy fumbling with her catch and it was now evident that only some buttons stood between him and being d……….

Kudos!

why lie?

I must admit and I am admitting right now that the process of getting this blog up has been waaaaaaay too easy but due to the fact that behind me I had one of the best brains to ever come into my life!

Funny thing is that we have never even met in physically! But needless to say the kind of bond we share is just so so tight!. How did we meet start our interactions? Funny coz the first time was really unnerving to say the least each one trying to be as civil as possible but fortunately we kind of relaxed and everything has been bliss ever since.

Ok I initiated the conversation and the first thing she said was “hey kind of tied up presently have a good day!” and I was like Duh! kwani she thinks what?? Pleasantly after a few days there she was and conviniently she had no recollection of having put me off and we did chat for a while and from there the conversation become les and less civil till at one time she was sure she wanted to be Mrs me! But I guess that was just a phase in her rather disorganized life.

I am blessed to have her in my corner and she does know it!! It has reached a point where her input in everything I do by way of her advice and her thoughts play a central role in determining the kind of decisions I make. So here is to you May your presence continue adding value in my life and may we be real friends forever!!!